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06:27 pm
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aye
im bangin my head to portishead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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06:16 pm
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oh yea
yes i am drunk
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09:04 am
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rob vanwinkle aint got shit on me
Catch me if you can, fuck the law with my dick in
my hand!!
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03:45 pm
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i loved your mom twice on sunday
So im jobless again.
Goddfucking damnit I swear to god im gona go postal one of these days and kill some well dressed mother fuckers.
Applied for unemployment get my 130 bucks a week yay that should pay for my water.
K that’s a lie I get water for free. I could pay for half my rent for the month if I don’t spend it on anything yay.
So now im looking for jobs and I tell you its sad the amount of goddamn jobs out there.
Then I see this BEAVERTON - Between 100 and 200 Beaverton call-center jobs are on their way to Chilliwack, British Columbia, according to company officials.
Stream, which employs about 800 people in Beaverton, a Portland suburb, will move technical support work that it handles for Hewlett-Packard. Stream's parent, Solectron, last month agreed to sell Stream to the parent company of ECE Holdings, a competitor.
Ok now I got 200 fuckers who wana take my goddamn job.
Now you folks who worked out at stream let me just tell you this FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIE!!!!
These jobs are mine not yours motherfuckers if I hear about any fucks from stream applyin for the same jobs as me im gona fucking find you and rape your fucking mom you fucking understand!
So in closing don’t fuck with me ill kill you.
Then fuck your moms asshole bloody like a fucking old mans steak!
oh yea
sorry havnt posted been working.
hehe thats a lie too but i dont give a fuck.
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06:45 pm
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THE FISH ARE MINE
ALL OF THEM YOU HAVE NONE..
WHY WHY DO YOU HAVE NO FISH?
BECAUSE FOOL I HAVE THEM AND IF YOU WANT THEM YOU HAVE TO BUY THEM FROM ME.
BEG BEG ME FOR FISH YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!
NO YOU GET NO FISH AND YOU WILL NEVER GET MY FISH!!!1
NOW GO TO HELL!!!
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08:30 pm
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ok so i haveny been updateing
So what fuck you.
anyways work sucks
ok fuckers just a little bit of knowledge ARC drivers cant fucking tell if shit in garbage bags is garbage or a donation and if there is no tag you can go fuck yourself we aint takein it.
Only a bush supporter would donate a fucking couch to the arc. I swear to god it says right on the fucking tag you happily pinned to the fucking cushion WE DO NOT TAKE FURNITURE and if I had my way there would be a fucking in there somewhere.
Also seems people think that just because I work for the arc I happened to be fucking retarded and illiterate and people seem to feel the need to point out that bags that have a fucking tag the size of lamarrs moms dildo with ARC on em are for the arc.
Well GOD FUCKING DAMN no shit would have past those fuckers right on up being the illiterate inbred fuck I am.
Oh yea just to clear this up too
WE DO NOT GIVE YOUR FUCKING SHIT TO THE RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
No instead we sell your shitty ass underwear and cum stained sheets to value village.
Then give the cash to the retards.
They used to give your shit to the retards but they would throw it all away.
Why would retarded people want your dirty underwear anyways you sick fucks.
Oh and let me give a big FUCK YOU to the person who donated some used tampons!
My goddamn truck was smellin like shit all day because of you.
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06:08 pm
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oh fuckedy yea
goin to the paranormal party tonight
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oh yea im listenin to swap meet loui tell me im not the coolest mother fucker ever
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04:35 pm
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weeee
drunk and best avg. time is .187
http://kylan.newgrabs.com/reaction.swf
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08:50 pm
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aye
ok getting married n shit
and theres gona be a party on the 27th
so anyone who wants to come lemme know and ill send ya the info
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09:04 pm
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yay
jackoff jill is the best band ever!!!!!!!!!!!
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07:41 pm
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jesus
christ!!
does no one update there journal anymore.
you all need to write shit every day or i get fuckin bored.
what the fuck pricks just thinkin of yourselves not givein any care about others.
well you know what......
fuck you.
fuck you and your moms.
shame on you for being so selfish.
why if i had a paddle right now id spank every last one of ya.
bare assed even.
then like youre dads id just sit there stareing at your bare red ass.
maybe id feel it a little.
but then id stop and go upstares with mommy cause thats were dads belong.
untill like 2 oclock when mommies sleeping pills are in full afect then id come back down and see how you were doing.
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07:38 pm
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woooooo
he boiled body parts on the stove but he was also a necropheliac!!
yea yea
oooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
OoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooo
ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
cut the flesh and make it blead fresh skin is what i need.
yay im drunk again
isnt that awsome.
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shut the fuck up!!!
oh jesus i burped wine fuckin gross.
well im down to takeing shots of 2 year old rootbeer shnops
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07:38 pm
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GODDAMNIT
IM bored and drinking everclear.
karries out drinking and when she gets home shell say hi baby how was your day and ill say he baby it was fine how was yours both of us will say good good.
shell turn on the tv or call her mom and i will mess around on the computer or take a shower.
after shell do something like show me her boob or talk about how much she loves the cats.
and after that will watch more tv as i play more games or whatever and once done we will both go to bed make small talk and go to sleep.
ok if im right im gona be pissed
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08:04 pm
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well
looks like im pretty much accepted into college.
had to write and essay and all that lord i hate that shit but i guess they were impressed.
or they just have a script they run through sayin how impressed they were.
either way they didnt say it was crap.....which is good.
well my job is ok.
usually get home early like 12. so fuckin nice to get off at noon and drink beer.
looking for Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
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05:22 pm
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I have seen the devil
So now I heard that they are gona close down one of the main streets in beavertucky because if a krispy kreme opening.
Ok just to put any question of how much this bothers me to rest here goes.
IT’S A FUCKING GODDAMN doughnut!!!
What krispy cream is
Is a fucking doughnut shop the only reason I would fucking wait for 3 fucking days for some place to open is if they were giving away a chance to jiz in the eye of your favorite popstar.
You people who wait for 6 hours for a goddamn doughnut remember this.
One day im going to get pissed enough about it to kill you.
Oh yes I will kill you all.
And im not the only one who feels this way in fact there are a lot of people who want you dead and its only a matter of time before one of us snapps.
Every time you eat a krispy kreme doughnut jesus himself wants to tear out your teeth one by one, piss into your mouth sores then ram his almighty cock in your ass and then slap your mom for having someone as retarded as you.
Maybe hell rape her. You never know hes done it before for less.
You want to have your mom raped you sick fuck?
Think about it.
If jesus feels that way you know its wrong.
So please for gods fucking sake go to dunkin doughnut.
They don’t have a line and you wont be killed or go to hell.
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06:22 pm
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i love the riaa and it loves me
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12:07 pm
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oh yea
karrie and me are gettin married on the 27th of sept.
so anyone who wants to go send me an email and ill give you the addi n everything.
not really gona be a marriage just a reseption.
anyways if you wana come email me.
mclean.chris@comcast.net
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08:07 pm
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so heres where things are tonight
im drunk and stupid hehe
got a job interview tomorrow yay
then i gota go to sedona and fill out an application for a diffrent job.
its nice to be wanted.
if jack was a babtist drink wine from his head
that make no goddamn sence
im listening to this mustic and it makes no goddamn sence
what the fuck is that soposed to mean.
anyways
the rest is fine but that one verse maybe they just needed something that rymed.
who the fuck knows but seriously it makes no fucking sence.
goddamni im outa wine again
+t
hehe
im lazy
i saw the history or what the fuck ever of the mtv music awards and some dumbass show about the perfect body or whatever
dude veins are not pretty and if you dont have a six pack dont show me your shit
seriously there is a happy goddamn medium in perfection.
this right here is perfection at its best
http://www.teoti.net/includes/out.php?url=http://www.raukarna.com/download/FunStuff/Comedy%20-%20Farting%20In%20Bed.avi
yea copy and paste you fuckin pricks
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11:47 pm
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weeeeeeeeeeee
well had a good weekend
went out to embers on friday saw a ton of people i hadnt seen in a long time.
unfortunatly i dont remember much.
saw eldon and nervane and made a nice ass of myself cause i kept thinking nervane was karries friend minian.
hehe its one of the few memories i have of the night.
oh and bits and peices of some gay dude on the bus hitting on me.
went over to matts house and had a good time on saterday.
saw even more people i hadnt seen in a long time.
ok time to take my antidepresents. weeeeeeeeeeeeee
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01:18 pm
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THEY
never ever watch this movie
at least not all the way through.
i did and now i have to pay for it for the rest of my life, knowing that i waisted 2 hours watching this filth.
now who are they you ask?
what do they do?
dunno and no one ever will because all the fucking movie shows is they scareing people
and trampling on em like horses.
oh and causeing wierd portals in a bathroom mirror and a closet.
the movie starts off ok enough.
some kid in bed scared of the dark and thunder ooooooooooooo scary.
then he hears something........ the boogy man maybe OH NO ITS THEY!!!!
so they drag him under his bed my only guess is to have sex with him i mean what else are you going to do to a 6 year old.
then it moves on to one of the shittiest horror actors ever yes even to rival most b movie scream girls.
she also had a runin with THEY as a kid.
why who knows maybe they are really catholic priests or have catholic priests as friends.
anyway so then she gets a call from the scared little boy whos all grown up and has to leave her boyfriend who shes FUCKING ABOUT TO HAVE SEX WITH to go meet up with her childhood friend.
im sorry guys but one of you call ranting about whatever to me when im about to get it on, im gona be about 5 minutes late.
anyways so she flakes on her boyfriend to go see this dude who starts rambling about they then kills himself awww you say thats so sad.
not really cause he comes back later on as a ghost that tells the bad acting girl to join him.
join him where and why.
who the fuck knows cause they dont say anything about what the fuck hes doing back as a ghost.
so then she starts reading about THEY
and by reading i mean looking at diffrent drawings of people getting tormented in thier sleep.
there wasnt alot of words on any of the shit i saw her "reading".
anyways there is a shit load more to complain about but im gona stop there
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