jimmythebastard

sooo

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 04:37:49 GMT

why is it that sarah is the only one who posts anymore.
bah.
well just to give all of you an update cause i know youve been waiting for like a million years to hear from me. cause im fucking rad. and not like ryan secrest rad.
more like david lopan rad.
my job is awsome so much better than the shit slingin jobs of the past.
well intel was pretty nice too.
still cant stand tv.
ummm
started playing wow.
which is way better than final fantasy xii but it still isnt all that fun.

now since im out of shit to talk about i will list things that are rad.
boobies are rad
vagina is rad
fingers are rad
retarded people are rad
the dog shitting on my rug is rad
being to drunk to aim into the toilet is rad
getting high as fuck and forgeting your kids in a store is rad
toothpaste is rad
3 day old pizza is rad
rug burns are rad
slapping a priest is rad
fingering your girl at a horror movie is rad
fingering your girl at a IHOP is rad
fingering your girl in a drive through is rad
jager is rad
beating your wife cause your too drunk to realize shes not bob saget is rad
ok now im bored again.
umm
i got nothin ells

im outa weed and im tryin to not drink anymore.
but im gona drink wiskee now cause i can.
shit talkin is rad

you know what

Sat, 04 Jun 2005 05:37:27 GMT

i saw a retarded kid fuck his hand in health class!!!

weee

Sat, 04 Jun 2005 05:35:33 GMT

high

Sat, 11 Sep 2004 04:17:31 GMT

well if drank 2 beers and ate all the shroom caps i had in the bag.
soon i might make tea to make things really nice.
i should be goin to jebs and hell i still might but karrie hasnt shown up and i cant leave till she gets here and walks the fuckin dog cause its scared of me and wont crap with me around.
i got this shit for dinner from trader joes i thought was some sort of enchalada platter but fuckin christ its nasty. like fish with salsa microwaved then cooked at 375 degrees for 30 minutes and then dragged through the piss and shit of a thousand umm things that have really nasty diarea and stinky pee.
not really sure what it would be.......but its fucking gross.
wow
already feelin the shrooms and i dont feel sick at all
crazy
maybe i should take a bath
crazy i should eat more
i need to go to buschcamps goddamnit.
karrie needs to get the fuck home.
oh yea
benjello and sarah you need to come over and hangout or something cause i aint seen you in forever.
or maybe ill come over and hangout .
dont care just wana see you guys again.

So

Thu, 05 Aug 2004 07:14:28 GMT

I want to thank all the girls who have decided that bras are just not in fashion anymore.
The trend i think is a good one.

Id also like to thank bob saget for not being on tv when i watch it.
and jennifer lopez as well cause i hate her.

i would like to say that you hilton girls need to eat more cock cause its harder to talk with your mouth full and you got nothin i wana hear.

well time for bed its now midnight and i gota get up early to make myself egg salad for lunch cause im poor till Saturday.

im tryin to think of one more person i hate before bed but its hard to hate when your sleepy.

how about the scottish i hate the scottish!! fuckin fag kilt wearers. if i wore a kilt id try and see how many people i could rub my nuts on a day.
i could make it into a little game.

well something happend today

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 00:53:36 GMT

I HAVE A FUCKING JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

today at work

Sat, 24 Jul 2004 02:01:45 GMT

well today i did what i always dreamed id be doing.
i remember waking up nights crying how i could never achieve the level of bliss that comes with a job you love.
today i achieved that glorious high.
yes people im a box folder.
i dont tape, em i dont fill em, i fold em.
oh all that is holy i now believe that you god do exist.
how could i cave gone so astray as to lose my faith in you.
its been a long road getting to this point.
i remember my first running the spaw 50 speedfam machines.
and also the ade machines to test oxygen levels and wafer size and shape.
and also had to be calibrated every 30 minutes.
i also ran the acid baths testing acid titration.
then off to multiple tech jobs ooooh those tech jobs gave me a grand cornucopia of experience that would lead me to the wonderful possition i now fill.
from web applications and networking to full system support, games and yes even tax software ive prolly supported it at one time or another.
7 years of experience in technical support hands on and over the phone.
almost every os known to man aside from OS/2.

not to mention 10 certifications now the equivalent to an mcse a+ network+ and then some.

all leading me to the past week where i folded boxes for most of my new temp career.
the jobs so good i dont even know what the title of the position would be.
although i didnt just fold boxes no no.. i also put a sticker on some calenders expressing the 4 bonus months that you get when you purchase said calender.
im not really sure why the sticker is there since the calenders itself in big letters says 16 month calender.
but none the less i put it there knowing that i was doing what i was meant all my life to do and in a way no one else could.

i need a beer now
its a job well done beer.

Hahaha

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 05:58:16 GMT

umm ill tell you right now this is NSFW

Tue, 29 Jun 2004 16:19:17 GMT

http://history.cookiethievery.com/041904/

HAHAHHAHAHHAHhahahhahAHAHHAhahah

Mon, 21 Jun 2004 03:23:52 GMT

best band ever!!!
http://www.thewebshite.co.uk/nickelback.htm

other than creed.

...

Sat, 19 Jun 2004 23:57:26 GMT

watching pornography alone is nutral its neither strait or gay like eating a sandwitch.

god fucking damnit

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 18:30:22 GMT

I knew today was gona be bad when some fucking crazy hoe starts yellin at me that im doing her job on the bus.
i was like wtf umm ok.
your doin my job you fuck tk421 we got a mother fucker doin my job here tk421.
umm ok
you a seller she asks and i tell her no.
fuckin liar she says.
umm ok.
then she gets off the buss i get to work and they have a meeting.
looks like the co we make and ship coffee for desided to go elseware.
and so that doesnt leave alot of room for the shipping department since there wont be any coffee to ship.
so im jobless again.
fuck
i swear to god im gona kill someone.
wheres that fuckin poolman.

well got a job

Sat, 22 May 2004 03:16:59 GMT

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
ok so i got a job.
yay too bad its lamer than fucking a fat drunk whore on prom night.
see what i do is mail coffee.
now its not all that bad i really dont mind the low pay but i gota tell you i feel kinda bad....
see today my boss took me into her office and let me know that they are goin to let everyone go but me.
so great now i gota work with dudes for the rest of the day knowing that they are canned.
so i keep working while my coworker spins dreams of how they are goin to hire him on and hes goin to be able to buy that food hes always dreamed of, all the while lookin at me with gleeful tears of happiness in his knowledge of a stable and supportive job.
bah i felt like tellin him to fucking grow up and get a real fuckin job loser.
then i remembered...
this is where i work too.
oh god!!!
i swear on my fucking cock that im goin to kill someone.
oh yea back to the poor loser who also confided in me that Macdonald's wouldn't hire him.

goddamn thats fuckin lame.
anyways so hes fired and so is the other dude who was quiet so i dont have to imagine him killing himself in front of his wife and kid becuase hes sick of not finding work and doesnt have enough to pay the bills.

although i have yet to be asked to take a drug test.
not that it matters cause i can afford weed like i can afford a fucking mansion in the west hills with 200 million dollar hookers.

goddamnit how many fucking years fixing computers and building networks to end up putting coffee in boxes.
mother fucking sad.

well ....

Thu, 20 May 2004 00:52:21 GMT

after a full day of messin with fruityloops i was able to make something that almost sounded like it could one day maybe be music.
but oh god it was crap.
so i started listening to some of the shit other people have done.
i gota tell ya.....
im fuckin shit when it comes to makin music.
but i got drinking and smokein down pat.
now if i could only get a job.
oh yea all you all who read this fuckin shit should go to the brazen bean at least i think thats how you spell it.
on tuesdays.
3 dollar martinies at happy hour.
me and karrie usually are there at 5 to get our cheap drink on since we can hardly ever get to embers on thursdays cause she works and im lazy.
oh yea
what the fuck is wrong with these people.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html?menu=

weeeeeee

Sun, 16 May 2004 23:06:24 GMT

Ok so vanhelsing sucked.
I mean it was ok until the end when you knew someone good had to die cause umm…………..
Well I don’t really know why.
Ok so don’t read this shit if you havnt seen it and don’t want it spoiled.
The acting was ok.
The plot was ok.
The ending was shit… just plain shit.
I mean it would have been ok if they didn’t make that bitch out as such a bad ass.
But jesus to die at the end cause she got pushed over by a big dog is dumb.
Youd have to see the movie to understand but jesus she falls like 100 feet onto a goddamn cable and shakes it off like it was bungee cord.
Then at the end gets pushed over by a werewolf and dies ooooh I don’t really have any wounds or scratches umm but you pushed me really hard ooooh.
then as if they learned all there movie making from star wars there is a nice last scene of them burning her corpse and her spirit looking over them.
Really they might have just put the deathstar exploding and ewoks all over the place it at least would have been funny.
Anyways its worth a download but I wouldn’t spend 20 bucks on it.

wow

Tue, 11 May 2004 23:00:14 GMT

is it just me or does the dude have a vagina

umm

Tue, 11 May 2004 20:23:08 GMT

I think todays something awfull article entitled "Welcome to the Parade of Shame and Eternal Horror!" be it informative is the worst fucking thing ive ever seen since i paid to sit through never ending story 2.

goddamn thats it im getting drunk....
it smells like poop in here.

the cat seems to be missing the litterbox.
nice.

yay

Tue, 11 May 2004 03:10:11 GMT

for those of you who are bored with fast food.
http://www.mothers35plus.co.uk/plac_rec.htm

hmm

Tue, 11 May 2004 03:04:31 GMT

well fuck

Tue, 11 May 2004 00:22:20 GMT

i wish i was drunk...
or high..
or both

aye

Sat, 01 May 2004 02:53:16 GMT

im bangin my head to portishead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

oh yea

Sat, 01 May 2004 02:41:38 GMT

yes i am drunk

rob vanwinkle aint got shit on me

Wed, 28 Apr 2004 03:52:57 GMT

Catch me if you can, fuck the law with my dick in
my hand!!

i loved your mom twice on sunday

Thu, 22 Apr 2004 22:46:44 GMT

So im jobless again.
Goddfucking damnit I swear to god im gona go postal one of these days and kill some well dressed mother fuckers.
Applied for unemployment get my 130 bucks a week yay that should pay for my water.
K that’s a lie I get water for free. I could pay for half my rent for the month if I don’t spend it on anything yay.

So now im looking for jobs and I tell you its sad the amount of goddamn jobs out there.
Then I see this BEAVERTON - Between 100 and 200 Beaverton call-center jobs are on their way to Chilliwack, British Columbia, according to company officials.
Stream, which employs about 800 people in Beaverton, a Portland suburb, will move technical support work that it handles for Hewlett-Packard. Stream's parent, Solectron, last month agreed to sell Stream to the parent company of ECE Holdings, a competitor.

Ok now I got 200 fuckers who wana take my goddamn job.
Now you folks who worked out at stream let me just tell you this FUCK RIGHT OFF AND DIE!!!!
These jobs are mine not yours motherfuckers if I hear about any fucks from stream applyin for the same jobs as me im gona fucking find you and rape your fucking mom you fucking understand!

So in closing don’t fuck with me ill kill you.
Then fuck your moms asshole bloody like a fucking old mans steak!

oh yea
sorry havnt posted been working.
hehe thats a lie too but i dont give a fuck.

THE FISH ARE MINE

Thu, 01 Jan 2004 02:54:17 GMT

ALL OF THEM YOU HAVE NONE..
WHY WHY DO YOU HAVE NO FISH?
BECAUSE FOOL I HAVE THEM AND IF YOU WANT THEM YOU HAVE TO BUY THEM FROM ME.
BEG BEG ME FOR FISH YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!
NO YOU GET NO FISH AND YOU WILL NEVER GET MY FISH!!!1
NOW GO TO HELL!!!